Here's a song about Jack: (Verse 1) Jack's got a trade, that keeps him outdoors Buildin' and cleanin' pools, from sunup to sundown's roar Twisted Tea's his companion, as he works through the day And when the sun dips low, he'll find his own way (Chorus) Friday nights, he'll stay out late Boys' night out, with the crew, don't be late Weed and laughter, 'til the morning light But when he stumbles home, his wife ain't feelin' right (Verse 2) He's a patriot, through and through Republican values, that's what he holds true A retired firefighter, with stories to share Jack's got a heart of gold, and a spirit that's rare (Chorus) Friday nights, he'll stay out late Boys' night out, with the crew, don't be late Weed and laughter, 'til the morning light But when he stumbles home, his wife ain't feelin' right (Bridge) The sun's risin' high, as Jack stumbles through the door His wife's got her arms crossed, and a whole lot more To say about his antics, and his late-night roam But Jack just smiles and says, "Hey, I'm home!"